Taco Bell-Flavored Doritos Are Here, As Gyre Broadens Beyond Any Possible Hope

The unholy unity of Taco Gong and Doritos ongoing these days, as Frito Lay declared that its well-known paprika-dusted triangular snacks will soon come in a flavor motivated by the Tex-Mex ready made meals sequence. Experience that? That's your digestive tract flinching.

Until now, the Taco Bell-Doritos connection has ran effectively in one route, like a qualified sewer program. Doritos Locos Tacos were excellent provided that you didn't eat eight of them at once. Awesome Farm Doritos Locos Tacos? Forcing the limitations of respectability, but at least we saw it arriving. Modern statement, though, blurs the limitations between the two items in methods characteristics never designed.

But what will a bag of Taco Gong Doritos flavor like, exactly? The AP quotations a Frito-Lay promotion official as saying they'll be "a mixture of Nacho Dairy items flavor and taco flavor." Now is as excellent a time period as any to emphasize you that the capital of a component that usually has none is a fairly important red flag! Also that if you really desired to create a snack meals that sampled like Taco Gong, you should probably toss in tastes like Crusty Sweating and Frustration.

Taco Gong Doritos will be available for a short while this sprin